Tongue Thai'd

Last night I went to dinner at a very good Thai restaurant. The wait staff is primarily all little Thai ladies. Each server wears black pants, black dress shirt and a tie. Either they are told the wear the tie very short (the widest part of the tie lies on their sternum, or the ties are designed in that fashion. It reminds me of the ties from the seventies.

After finishing my second beer, I turned to get our servers attention. It became apparant that I had summonsed the wrong server, not that it matters, but my friend sternly pointed out that I had called the wrong lady. Without hesitating I retorted, "Hey, who can tell who's who, with all these little ties running around". Between the eruption of laughter from my friend and the change in the server's composure, I realized that the server heard "... with all these little Thai's running around". It was very much a Seinfeld moment.

I left a 30% tip.

DcLc